Heres a few men jokes(contains adult humor)?

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time

What did God say after creating man?

I can do better.

Why do men name their privates?

Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

How are men and parking spots alike?

The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "*****!!!"

They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next

corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.

If only men would listen.

Enjoy!!

Heres a few men jokes(contains adult humor)?symphony

FOR ALL THOSE MEN WHO SAY, WHY BUY A COW WHEN YOU CAN GET MILK FOR FREE.

HERE'S AN UPDATE FOR YOU: NOW DAYS, 80% OF WOMEN ARE AGAINST MARRIAGE,

WHY? BECAUSE WOMEN REALIZE IT'S NOT WORTH BUYING AN ENTIRE PIG JUST TO GET

A LITTLE SAUSAGE.

1. MEN ARE LIKE.....LAXATIVES.........THEY IRRITATE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.

2. MEN ARE LIKE...BANANAS.....THE OLDER THEY GET, THE LESS FIRM THE ARE.

3.MEN ARE LIKE....WEATHER. NOTHING CAN BE DONE TO CHANGE THEM.

4.MEN ARE LIKE....BLENDERS... YOU NEED ONE, BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE SURE

WHY.

5.MEN ARE LIKE....CHOCOLATE BARS.... SWEET, SMOOTH, %26amp;THEY USUALLY HEAD

RIGHT FOR YOUR HIPS.

6.MEN ARE LIKE....COMMERCIALS....YOU CAN'T BELIEVE A WORD THEY SAY.

7.MEN ARE LIKE DEPARTMENT STORES....THEIR CLOTHS ARE ALWAYS 1/2 OFF.

8.MEN ARE LIKE ....GOVERNMENTS BONDS.... THEY TAKE SOOOOOOOO LONG TO

MATURE.

9. MEN ARE LIKE... POPCORN.... THEY SATISFY YOU, BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE

WHILE.

10. MEN ARE LIKE...MASCARA... THEY USUALLY RUN AT THE FIRST SIGN OF

EMOTION.

11.MEN ARE LIKE SNOWSTORMS... YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE COMING, HOW MANY

INCHES YOU'LL GET OR HOW LONG IT WILL LAST.

12.MEN ARE LIKE....LAVA LAMPS... FUN TO LOOK AT, BUT NOT VERY BRIGHT.

13.MEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS... ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN, THE REST ARE

HANDICAPPED.

Heres a few men jokes(contains adult humor)?performing arts center opera theater

wow
lol so true.
Haha...Funny %26amp; True!
funniest joke ever....womens rights
WOOOOOO! thats y girls rule :) lol
really enjoyed the last one!! Thanks!
lol:)